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Adult T-Shirts with Childish humor!🦄⚠️
Not safe for work!
Funny T-Shirts with the Hazard of making you stand out from the boring crowd of humanity like a Unicorn! 🦄 ⚠️
Bringing the magic back in unicorn & the fun back in Hazard!🦄 ⚠️

This is what people have to say!

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “Working in a cubicle with white shirt & tie watching my dream fade away has made me depressed. Wearing my t-shirt from Unicorn Hazard underneath my suit makes me feel like superman. And I finally feel ready take the final jump out the window.” Job Workington IT Manager Pennsylvania
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “Wearing my T-shirt from Unicorn Hazard underneath my suit, for Business meetings When I crush my enemies, it makes my mind focused and my dick hard! That and coke. Always alot of coke!” Brian McMoney CEO of a imaginary company California
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “I was about to commit Suicide, do to long term depression, when my Unicorn Hazard T Shirt arrived. It made me so Happy. I look amazing in it and can now leave a Beautiful corpse behind” Debra De Pressed In between jobs Nebraska
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “As a professional gamer I don't get outside a lot. So having a Unicorn Hazard t-shirt delivered directly to my mom's basement, makes me look like an adult. The t-shirt is of good quality and looks great with my adult diaper!” Kenneth “ZERGKILLER234” Olsen Gamer Philadelphia
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “After I started wearing my new Unicorn Hazard t-shirt I finally got the confidence to get divorced from my bossy, condescending ex husband. I now work as a dominatrix bossing men around. My black Unicorn Hazard t-shirt goes great with my Black latex boots, whip & Strap-On. Ps: Fuck you Brian!” Mistress Phoenix Self Employed Dominatrix Los Angeles
⭐️⭐️⭐️ “When I open my trenchcoat to flash people in the park, people always laugh at my tiny dick. But after I started also wearing my funny Unicorn Hazard t-shirt with a fun slogan, people laugh at that first & then my tiny dick!” Tiony Eric Tion McDonald's Day & Flasher at Night London
⭐️ “UNICORN HAZARD T SHIRT LEADS TO SEX!!!!!! My T-Shirt from Unicorn Hazard got me kick out of my own church community Everybody was so offended and after my former best friend Marriott explained the Tshirt to me, I was really offended too. Unlike the T-shirt I now have a stain. A dark stain on my soul. I will try to spend the rest of my life trying to redeem my soul. Don't buy these shirts, they will lead to sex & then you will go to hell. *Marriott please call me, I'm sorry!” Karen Whitmom Middle Aged mother of 3 and former volunteer at the church Wisconsin
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “After reading Karen's review I ordered a bunch of Unicorn Hazard T-shirts! I'm 41 and I've been a virgin all my life, but after wearing my new T-shirt things turned around. Now I'm dating a stripper and I'm always wearing my Unicorn Hazard T-Shirt. Even when I fuck her stripper friends. Thanks Karen”. Joe Averageton Former burger flipper, now billionaire and CEO of own IT company Las Vegas
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