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Adult T-shirts with childish humor!🦄⚠️
Not Safe For Work!

Funny T-shirts with the Hazard of making you stand out from the boring crowd of humanity like a Unicorn! 🦄 ⚠️
Bringing the magic back in Unicorn & the fun back in Hazard!🦄 ⚠️

Hawaiian shirts available

Happy frisky Unicorn Hawaiian shirt Fuck Everybody
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Happy frisky Unicorn with Condom

This is what people have to say!

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “Working in a cubicle, wearing a white shirt & tie, watching my dream fade away, has made me depressed. Wearing my T-shirt from Unicorn Hazard underneath my suit makes me feel like Superman. And I'm finally feeling ready to take the final jump out the window.” Job Workington IT Manager Pennsylvania
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “I wanna crush and humiliate my enemies at business meetings, so I wear my Unicorn Hazard T-shirt underneath my suit. It makes my mind focused, my confidence strong and my dick hard. That and coke! Always a lot of coke!” Brian McMoney CEO of an imaginary company California
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “After I started wearing my new Unicorn Hazard t-shirt I finally got the confidence to get divorced from my bossy, condescending ex husband. I now work as a dominatrix bossing men around. My black Unicorn Hazard T-shirt goes great with my black latex boots, whip & strap-on. PS: Fuck you Brian!” Mistress Phoenix Self Employed Dominatrix Los Angeles
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “As a professional gamer, I don't go outside a lot. So having a Unicorn Hazard T-shirt delivered directly to my mom's basement, makes me look like an adult. The t-shirt is of good quality and looks great with my adult diaper!” Kenneth “ZERGKILLER234” Olsen Gamer Philadelphia
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “As a professional gamer, I don't go outside a lot. So having a Unicorn Hazard T-shirt delivered directly to my mom's basement, makes me look like an adult. The t-shirt is of good quality and looks great with my adult diaper!” Kenneth “ZERGKILLER234” Olsen Gamer Philadelphia
⭐️⭐️⭐️ “When I open my trenchcoat to flash people in the park, people always laugh at my tiny dick. But after I started also wearing my funny Unicorn Hazard T-shirt with a fun slogan, people now laugh at that first & then my tiny dick!” Tiony Eric Tion McDonald's Chef by day & Flasher by Night London
⭐️ “UNICORN HAZARD T SHIRT LEADS TO SEX!!!!!! My T-Shirt from Unicorn Hazard got me kicked out of my own church community. Everybody was so offended and after my former best friend Marriott explained the T-shirt to me, I was really offended too. Unlike the T-shirt I now have a stain. A dark stain on my soul. I will try to spend the rest of my life trying to redeem my soul. Don't buy these T-shirts, they will lead to sex & then you will go to hell. *Marriott, please call me, I'm sorry!” Karen Whitmom Middle Aged mother of 3 and former volunteer at the church Wisconsin
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “After reading Karen's review I ordered a bunch of Unicorn Hazard T-shirts! I'm 41 and I've been a virgin all my life, but after wearing my new T-shirt things turned around. Now I'm dating a stripper and I'm always wearing my Unicorn Hazard T-Shirt. Even when I f*ck her stripper friends. Thanks Karen!” Joe Averageton Former burger flipper, now billionaire and CEO of own IT company Las Vegas
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